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Eat at the Heart Attack Grill

Eat at the Heart Attack Grill

If you weigh at least 350 pounds, you can eat for free at the Heart Attack Grill. This hospital-themed establishment is an American hamburger restaurant serving high-calorie menu items that includes the Quadruple Bypass hamburger with over 8,000 calories. You can also order the all-you-can-eat Flatliner Fries (cooked in pure lard), beer, tequila, and soft drinks made with cane sugar.
Each customer puts on a hospital gown before ordering from the servers that are dressed as nurses. Liquor shots are served in four ounce syringes and prescription bottles. Wine is brought to the customer’s table in a bag hung up on an IV pole. Patients who do not finish their meal receive a paddling by one of the nurses with the option to buy the tainted paddle afterwards. If you finish eating a Triple Bypass Burger or a Quadruple Bypass Burger, you will be placed in a wheelchair and wheeled out to your vehicle by your "personal nurse”.

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